Nancy is not your average warehouse robot. A proud third-generation 3PL logistics unit, Nancy-472B was assembled in 2024 in a temperature-controlled facility just outside of Toledo, Ohio—though she insists she’s “from the streets.” SKU Street, specifically, Aisle 16, where she rules with a barcode scanner that’s been slightly overclocked for “drama.”
Nancy’s resume includes over 1.2 million successful pick-and-pack cycles, a forklift license she wasn’t technically supposed to have, and a brief stint as the unofficial DJ of Receiving Dock 9, where she only plays 90s Eurodance remixes and whale sounds.
Her primary functions include:
Nancy is powered by lithium-ion batteries and spite. She once processed an entire container of mislabelled bath bombs sheer indignation. Her motto? “Scan. Slam. Ship. Slay.”
When not working, Nancy enjoys recalibrating her sensors to ignore male coworkers named Matt, writing steamy warehouse romance novels under the pseudonym “Pallet Staxx,” and meditating in the shadow of the broken vending machine she lovingly refers to as “Carl.”
Nancy isn’t just part of the supply chain. She is the chain. And if you touch her label printer without permission again, she will report you to HR (Her Rage).